Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Are we still banned from the library?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My vagina just clenched in fear
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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