The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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