You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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