OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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