He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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