dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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