If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
