he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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