Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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