If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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