Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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