So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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