At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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