just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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