Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
My vagina just clenched in fear
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