whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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