you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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