Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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