I think my vagina is haunted
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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