Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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