do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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