I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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