i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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