I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
