there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
