The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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