I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
...so i touched it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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