I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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