Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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