Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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