She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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