TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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