i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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