well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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