Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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