I want to have your abortion
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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