Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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