I just made out with a guy for $7.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
