do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My penis needs a shock collar
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Panties = found
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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