GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
