If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
