It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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