I must be too annoying 4 u.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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