I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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