There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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