you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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