she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
