i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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