Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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