from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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