I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
And then he peed in my hair
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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