I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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