Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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